F-Secure Labs — Laptop Stickers Contest
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Greetings Community,
It's time once again for F-Secure Labs to hold a Laptop Stickers Contest, and this time around, we would like our Community members to take the lead…
What are F-Secure Labs Laptop Stickers? See here for more info:
http://www.f-secure.com/weblog/archives/00001546.html
Here's what you need to do:
1. Follow the link above and check out past suggestions.
2. Come up with your suggestion for something that you'd like to stick to your laptop.
3. Post it as a response to this thread or Tweet it with hashtag #FSLS before the end of November.
4. Give Kudos to (or re-tweet) the suggestions you like the most.
5. F-Secure Labs will pick the finalists from the suggestions that get most Kudos (and re-tweets).
Participants will be eligible to win a set of stickers!
Comments
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A couple of suggestions:
There's only 10 types of people: those who understand binary and those who don't.
I never finish anyth
2+2=5 (for extremely large values of 2)
Read my email and die!
F*ck the Google, ask me!
To err is human... to really foul up requires the root password.
Relax, it's only ones and zeros!
I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly.
1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d.
Any fool can use a computer. Many do.
Cheers,
Theena
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Old / classical stuff here
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Thank you for all the submissions so far.
Have a look at the ideas submitted via Twitter:
afromvancouver
No, you can't have a pwnie
_ikki
"sudo make me a sandwich"
_sid77
"What could possibly go wrong?"
VegarLH
"There's no place like 2130706433"
japi999
I would tweet the password, but it doesn't fit into 140 characters
terokinnunen
This is a localhost for local people, there's nothing for you here
@_sid77 sid77
<strike>Stuxnet</strike> Duqu was here
@AndrewLee_AVGuy
I took my laptop to Iran and all I got was this lousy Stuxnet T-Shirt
_ikki
"sudo make me a sandwich"
pmw0
Facts are meaningless
xyberpix
Do not remove this PC, security testing in progress.
ahmedmamer
Every time I find the meaning of life, They change it !!
bfroberg
F-Secure, making malware authors feel inadequate since 1988.
AndrewLee_AVGuy
My other PC is yo momma's
_sid77
Tempted to use @mikko 's own "This has to be a honeypot, right?" sid77
_sid77
"Seems legit to me. *CLICK*"
_ikki
"Made of Bugs"
aman_khan01
"who touched us as Waves"
aman_khan01
"you feel 7 and Vista cries a lot"
kuivasami
# [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf / || echo "Click" #FSLS (naturally not my original idea.. but it would make a swell sticker though
Security_FAQs
If Quentin Tarantino wrote a virus would he be Stuxnet in the middle with you? 6
guaq
Encryption? No problem, this is a quantum computer.
xyberpix
My other PC is also yours
rapier57
Here's one: "Genius Bar: All your activity on this system is being recorded for training purposes … for the FBI."
kennyshak
The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.
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"My phone is your domain controller"
"Every cloud should have a lead lining"
"That which does not rm -rf me, makes me stronger"
"Cyberveteran"
"I am the hypervisor"
"We were all zero day once"
"iHack"
"Hardened"
"Your cyberpipe is full of my nanopackets"
"My APT is bigger than your APT"
"Hey, you, get outta my cloud!"
"Virtually secure"
"I see RST packets"
"This is a cyber sticker"
"I'm the insider inside the insides"
"Trust me, I do!"
"Let's just go back to pencil and paper"
"Would you like source code with that?"
"A closed port is a happy port"
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Hi All,
great ideas here, thank you!
It's time to close the competition - no more entries, but go on giving Kudos to the posts you like most!
You'll hear more about the results at the end of the week.
Here are some more ideas submitted via Twitter:
BramBonne
This is not the device you're looking for
chrs181818
My root password is ^[a-zA-Z0-9]+$
It's not spam, it's just email you don't know you want yet.
KittenHerder
GPS enabled. Smile for the camera.
Escape key not working. You are stuck here.
le_krogoth
All Pure Teratology
Software on this machine partially developed by digitask
Controlled by Bundestrojaner
connellyuni
It's more important to know what you don't know than it is to know what you know!
basicxp2
42 That's the answer for the most important question in the universe.
There's no place like ::1/128
aramosf
each time you ask for a password, God kills a kitten
pipesec
keep calm, there is no apt
jackycjh
Insecured PC, no antivirus, not updated, so try penetrate this PC
PS. Duqu was here
rubenthijssen
Doctors prescription: F-Secure once a year to keep that nasty virus under control.
I have what? Viruses and worm? Ow boy, do I need to go to a doctor?
robbi61
F-Secure Alpha Geek
stuxnet420 305Vic
'Stuxnet' happens and then you die
iWolde
Wohoo! I found my old F-Secure stickers!
ketola
Don't you just hat^H^H^H love your job, too?
micromaxi
If you see me laughing you better have a backup
paulopocket
anonymous wuz here.
The Webdoggie
I don't care if you get my UDP jokes!
le_krogoth
Software on this machine partially developed by digitask
Controlled by Bundestrojaner
aramosf
F-Secure, when security is not your Desert Eagle
each time you ask for a password, God kills a kitten
juhaengman
I'm not anonymous.
Orestis_K Orestis
This time you were lucky! we are the good guys.
japi999
Certificates for sale. Trust me.
Lean, mean (MIT)Browsing machine
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