F-Secure Labs — Laptop Stickers Contest

Greetings Community,

It's time once again for F-Secure Labs to hold a Laptop Stickers Contest, and this time around, we would like our Community members to take the lead…

 

What are F-Secure Labs Laptop Stickers? See here for more info:

http://www.f-secure.com/weblog/archives/00001546.html

 

Here's what you need to do:

 

1. Follow the link above and check out past suggestions.
2. Come up with your suggestion for something that you'd like to stick to your laptop.
3. Post it as a response to this thread or Tweet it with hashtag #FSLS before the end of November.
4. Give Kudos to (or re-tweet) the suggestions you like the most.
5. F-Secure Labs will pick the finalists from the suggestions that get most Kudos (and re-tweets).

Participants will be eligible to win a set of stickers!

 

Best Answer

  • pushpullpushpull Posts: 4
    Accepted Answer

    "My phone is your domain controller"

     

    "Every cloud should have a lead lining"

     

    "That which does not rm -rf me, makes me stronger"

     

    "Cyberveteran"

     

    "I am the hypervisor"

     

    "We were all zero day once"

     

    "iHack"

     

    "Hardened"

     

    "Your cyberpipe is full of my nanopackets"

     

    "My APT is bigger than your APT"

     

    "Hey, you, get outta my cloud!"

     

    "Virtually secure"

     

    "I see RST packets"

     

    "This is a cyber sticker"

     

    "I'm the insider inside the insides"

     

    "Trust me, I do!"

     

    "Let's just go back to pencil and paper"

     

    "Would you like source code with that?"

     

    "A closed port is a happy port" 

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Comments

  • A couple of suggestions:

     

    There's only 10 types of people: those who understand binary and those who don't.

    I never finish anyth

    2+2=5 (for extremely large values of 2)

    Read my email and die!

    F*ck the Google, ask me!

    To err is human... to really foul up requires the root password.

    Relax, it's only ones and zeros!

    I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly.

    1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d.

    Any fool can use a computer. Many do.

     

    Cheers,

    Theena

    AniaC
  • Protecting the irreplaceable

    Be sure

    Smiley Very Happy

     

    Your hands on us.

     

    Better die as a hero than live as a whore.

     

    Give me hand and you'll get another.

     

    I'm your bank president, we are making new system, please provide your banking credentials so we could add you to the new system

    AniaC
  • The (release) cake is a lie

    JDAniaC
  • JDJD Posts: 1

    Can I HAZ security ?

    mikaelAniaC
  • PZPZ Posts: 1

    F... me, I'm contagious!

    AniaC
  •       S E C _ R I T Y 
    is not complete without

                     U

     

    AniaC
  • NO.

    AniaC
  • No I will not fix your computer

    AniaC
  • AniaCAniaC Posts: 275

    Thank you for all the submissions so far.
    Have a look at the ideas submitted via Twitter:

    afromvancouver
    No, you can't have a pwnie

    _ikki
    "sudo make me a sandwich"

    _sid77
    "What could possibly go wrong?"

    VegarLH
    "There's no place like 2130706433"

    japi999
    I would tweet the password, but it doesn't fit into 140 characters

    terokinnunen
    This is a localhost for local people, there's nothing for you here

    @_sid77 sid77
    <strike>Stuxnet</strike> Duqu was here

    @AndrewLee_AVGuy
    I took my laptop to Iran and all I got was this lousy Stuxnet T-Shirt

    _ikki
    "sudo make me a sandwich"

    pmw0
    Facts are meaningless

    xyberpix
    Do not remove this PC, security testing in progress.

    ahmedmamer
    Every time I find the meaning of life, They change it !!

    bfroberg
    F-Secure, making malware authors feel inadequate since 1988.

    AndrewLee_AVGuy
    My other PC is yo momma's

    _sid77
    Tempted to use @mikko 's own "This has to be a honeypot, right?" sid77

    _sid77
    "Seems legit to me. *CLICK*"

    _ikki
    "Made of Bugs"

    aman_khan01
    "who touched us as Waves"

    aman_khan01
    "you feel 7 and Vista cries a lot"

    kuivasami
    # [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf / || echo "Click" #FSLS (naturally not my original idea.. but it would make a swell sticker though Smiley Wink

    Security_FAQs
    If Quentin Tarantino wrote a virus would he be Stuxnet in the middle with you? 6

    guaq
    Encryption? No problem, this is a quantum computer.

    xyberpix
    My other PC is also yours

    rapier57
    Here's one: "Genius Bar: All your activity on this system is being recorded for training purposes … for the FBI."

    kennyshak
    The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.

     

  • The problem is with my biological interface

    AniaC
  • + If you move it like you shake it what a teasty chocolate

    + This is my old one

    + Excuse me but I have to disagree with you

    + Yours is bigger than mine

    + Malware free ... or are u buying?

    +  Chiquita

     

    cheers

     

    Pancho / Mexico

    AniaC
  • Password on post-in under laptop

     

    Hack my computer! 127.0.0.1

     

    It's OK, Mac's don't get viruses.

     

    Caution:Nut lose behind keyboard

     

     

    BuchuAniaC
  • Whom do YOU hack for a living ???

     

    Who do YOU hack for a living ???

     

     

    Which one´s really right , I guess the first one ..

    cya

    AniaC
  • RobRob Posts: 1

    Table, Fingers, Hammer in that order tends to solve most problems

    AniaC
  • Sledgehammerengineering - if it does not work ... HIT IT **bleep** HARD !
    AniaC
    • "Click here"
    • "chown -R not:you /"
    • "Talk to the hand, cause the iptables ain't listening"
    • "Dropping packets never goes out of style"
    • "My password list is stored in /dev/null"
    • "There's something phishy about this email..."
    • "Real men spear phish"
    AniaC
  • serveral neighbours told me my network´s safe ! The best thing about UDP jokes is that I don’t care if you get them or not. (THANKS SEAN!!!)
    AniaC
  • BuzerBuzer Posts: 1

    There's no place like ::1

    1^1 = 0 

    0+0 = ~1 

    AniaC
  • BuchuBuchu Posts: 1

    "Click here to track your shipment."
    "By clicking, you agree you have read the terms and conditions..."

    I was going with this one but FlatPepsi beat me to it. I hear it all the time and it gets my vote.

      **   "It's OK, Mac's don't get viruses."   **

    AniaC
  • nikkonikko Posts: 1

    wannabe anonymous

     

    Cheers,

    Nikko

    AniaC
  • "I don't believe in malware"

    AniaC
  • All your search are belong to us.

    AniaC
  • I'm In Yer Botnet Milkin Yer Spam

     

    Activate Payback Per Install

     

    No Money, No Malcode, No Problem

     

    Genuine Fake Rolexes Spamvertized Here

     

    Do You Want To Join my Botnet?

     

    My Botnet Brings Me Joy

     

     

     

     

    AniaC
  • Don't worry... You can trust me

    Your password is safe with me

     

    AniaC
  • AniaCAniaC Posts: 275

    Hi All,

    great ideas here, thank you!

    It's time to close the competition - no more entries, but go on giving Kudos to the posts you like most!

    You'll hear more about the results at the end of the week.

    Here are some more ideas submitted via Twitter:

     

    BramBonne

    This is not the device you're looking for

     

    chrs181818

    My root password is ^[a-zA-Z0-9]+$

    It's not spam, it's just email you don't know you want yet.

     

    KittenHerder

    GPS enabled. Smile for the camera.

    Escape key not working. You are stuck here.

     

    le_krogoth

    All Pure Teratology

    Software on this machine partially developed by digitask

    Controlled by Bundestrojaner

     

    connellyuni

    It's more important to know what you don't know than it is to know what you know!

     

    basicxp2

     42 That's the answer for the most important question in the universe.

     There's no place like ::1/128

     

    aramosf

    each time you ask for a password, God kills a kitten

     

    pipesec

    keep calm, there is no apt

     

    jackycjh

    Insecured PC, no antivirus, not updated, so try penetrate this PC

    PS. Duqu was here

     

    rubenthijssen

    Doctors prescription: F-Secure once a year to keep that nasty virus under control.

    I have what? Viruses and worm? Ow boy, do I need to go to a doctor?

     

    robbi61

    F-Secure Alpha Geek

     

    stuxnet420 305Vic

    'Stuxnet' happens and then you die

     

    iWolde

    Wohoo! I found my old F-Secure stickers!

     

    ketola

    Don't you just hat^H^H^H love your job, too?

     

    micromaxi

    If you see me laughing you better have a backup Smiley Happy

     

    paulopocket

    anonymous wuz here.

     

    The Webdoggie

    I don't care if you get my UDP jokes!

     

    le_krogoth

    Software on this machine partially developed by digitask

    Controlled by Bundestrojaner

     

    aramosf

    F-Secure, when security is not your Desert Eagle

    each time you ask for a password, God kills a kitten

     

    juhaengman

    I'm not anonymous.

     

    Orestis_K Orestis

    This time you were lucky! we are the good guys.

     

    japi999

    Certificates for sale. Trust me.

    Lean, mean (MIT)Browsing machine

     

  • AniaCAniaC Posts: 275

    Hi All,

    we're still processing the submissions, the upcoming week will bring more details on the contest!

     

  • AniaCAniaC Posts: 275

    ... still working

  • Looking forward to the results. :)

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