F-Secure Labs — Laptop Stickers Contest

Former F-Secure Employee

Re: F-Secure Labs — Laptop Stickers Contest

Thank you for all the submissions so far.
Have a look at the ideas submitted via Twitter:

afromvancouver
No, you can't have a pwnie

_ikki
"sudo make me a sandwich"

_sid77
"What could possibly go wrong?"

VegarLH
"There's no place like 2130706433"

japi999
I would tweet the password, but it doesn't fit into 140 characters

terokinnunen
This is a localhost for local people, there's nothing for you here

@_sid77 sid77
<strike>Stuxnet</strike> Duqu was here

@AndrewLee_AVGuy
I took my laptop to Iran and all I got was this lousy Stuxnet T-Shirt

_ikki
"sudo make me a sandwich"

pmw0
Facts are meaningless

xyberpix
Do not remove this PC, security testing in progress.

ahmedmamer
Every time I find the meaning of life, They change it !!

bfroberg
F-Secure, making malware authors feel inadequate since 1988.

AndrewLee_AVGuy
My other PC is yo momma's

_sid77
Tempted to use @mikko 's own "This has to be a honeypot, right?" sid77

_sid77
"Seems legit to me. *CLICK*"

_ikki
"Made of Bugs"

aman_khan01
"who touched us as Waves"

aman_khan01
"you feel 7 and Vista cries a lot"

kuivasami
# [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf / || echo "Click" #FSLS (naturally not my original idea.. but it would make a swell sticker though Smiley Wink

Security_FAQs
If Quentin Tarantino wrote a virus would he be Stuxnet in the middle with you? 6

guaq
Encryption? No problem, this is a quantum computer.

xyberpix
My other PC is also yours

rapier57
Here's one: "Genius Bar: All your activity on this system is being recorded for training purposes … for the FBI."

kennyshak
The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.

 

Regards,
Ania
F-Secure Community Service Owner

Twitter: @aniaciuba
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Novice

Re: F-Secure Labs — Laptop Stickers Contest

The problem is with my biological interface

Novice

Re: F-Secure Labs — Laptop Stickers Contest

+ If you move it like you shake it what a teasty chocolate

+ This is my old one

+ Excuse me but I have to disagree with you

+ Yours is bigger than mine

+ Malware free ... or are u buying?

+  Chiquita

 

cheers

 

Pancho / Mexico

Novice

Re: F-Secure Labs — Laptop Stickers Contest

Password on post-in under laptop

 

Hack my computer! 127.0.0.1

 

It's OK, Mac's don't get viruses.

 

Caution:Nut lose behind keyboard

 

 

Novice

Re: F-Secure Labs — Laptop Stickers Contest

Whom do YOU hack for a living ???

 

Who do YOU hack for a living ???

 

 

Which one´s really right , I guess the first one ..

cya

Rob
Novice

Re: F-Secure Labs — Laptop Stickers Contest

Table, Fingers, Hammer in that order tends to solve most problems

Novice

Re: F-Secure Labs — Laptop Stickers Contest

Sledgehammerengineering - if it does not work ... HIT IT **bleep** HARD !
Novice

Re: F-Secure Labs — Laptop Stickers Contest

  • "Click here"
  • "chown -R not:you /"
  • "Talk to the hand, cause the iptables ain't listening"
  • "Dropping packets never goes out of style"
  • "My password list is stored in /dev/null"
  • "There's something phishy about this email..."
  • "Real men spear phish"
Novice

Re: F-Secure Labs — Laptop Stickers Contest

serveral neighbours told me my network´s safe ! The best thing about UDP jokes is that I don’t care if you get them or not. (THANKS SEAN!!!)
Novice

Re: F-Secure Labs — Laptop Stickers Contest

There's no place like ::1

1^1 = 0 

0+0 = ~1