F-Secure Labs — Laptop Stickers Contest

Novice

Re: F-Secure Labs — Laptop Stickers Contest

"Click here to track your shipment."
"By clicking, you agree you have read the terms and conditions..."

I was going with this one but FlatPepsi beat me to it. I hear it all the time and it gets my vote.

  **   "It's OK, Mac's don't get viruses."   **

Novice

Re: F-Secure Labs — Laptop Stickers Contest

wannabe anonymous

 

Cheers,

Nikko

Senior Advisor

Re: F-Secure Labs — Laptop Stickers Contest

"I don't believe in malware"

Novice

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All your search are belong to us.

Novice

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I'm In Yer Botnet Milkin Yer Spam

 

Activate Payback Per Install

 

No Money, No Malcode, No Problem

 

Genuine Fake Rolexes Spamvertized Here

 

Do You Want To Join my Botnet?

 

My Botnet Brings Me Joy

 

 

 

 

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Novice

Re: F-Secure Labs — Laptop Stickers Contest

Don't worry... You can trust me

Your password is safe with me

 

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Novice

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"My phone is your domain controller"

 

"Every cloud should have a lead lining"

 

"That which does not rm -rf me, makes me stronger"

 

"Cyberveteran"

 

"I am the hypervisor"

 

"We were all zero day once"

 

"iHack"

 

"Hardened"

 

"Your cyberpipe is full of my nanopackets"

 

"My APT is bigger than your APT"

 

"Hey, you, get outta my cloud!"

 

"Virtually secure"

 

"I see RST packets"

 

"This is a cyber sticker"

 

"I'm the insider inside the insides"

 

"Trust me, I do!"

 

"Let's just go back to pencil and paper"

 

"Would you like source code with that?"

 

"A closed port is a happy port" 

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Former F-Secure Employee

Re: F-Secure Labs — Laptop Stickers Contest

Hi All,

great ideas here, thank you!

It's time to close the competition - no more entries, but go on giving Kudos to the posts you like most!

You'll hear more about the results at the end of the week.

Here are some more ideas submitted via Twitter:

 

BramBonne

This is not the device you're looking for

 

chrs181818

My root password is ^[a-zA-Z0-9]+$

It's not spam, it's just email you don't know you want yet.

 

KittenHerder

GPS enabled. Smile for the camera.

Escape key not working. You are stuck here.

 

le_krogoth

All Pure Teratology

Software on this machine partially developed by digitask

Controlled by Bundestrojaner

 

connellyuni

It's more important to know what you don't know than it is to know what you know!

 

basicxp2

 42 That's the answer for the most important question in the universe.

 There's no place like ::1/128

 

aramosf

each time you ask for a password, God kills a kitten

 

pipesec

keep calm, there is no apt

 

jackycjh

Insecured PC, no antivirus, not updated, so try penetrate this PC

PS. Duqu was here

 

rubenthijssen

Doctors prescription: F-Secure once a year to keep that nasty virus under control.

I have what? Viruses and worm? Ow boy, do I need to go to a doctor?

 

robbi61

F-Secure Alpha Geek

 

stuxnet420 305Vic

'Stuxnet' happens and then you die

 

iWolde

Wohoo! I found my old F-Secure stickers!

 

ketola

Don't you just hat^H^H^H love your job, too?

 

micromaxi

If you see me laughing you better have a backup Smiley Happy

 

paulopocket

anonymous wuz here.

 

The Webdoggie

I don't care if you get my UDP jokes!

 

le_krogoth

Software on this machine partially developed by digitask

Controlled by Bundestrojaner

 

aramosf

F-Secure, when security is not your Desert Eagle

each time you ask for a password, God kills a kitten

 

juhaengman

I'm not anonymous.

 

Orestis_K Orestis

This time you were lucky! we are the good guys.

 

japi999

Certificates for sale. Trust me.

Lean, mean (MIT)Browsing machine

 

Regards,
Ania
F-Secure Community Service Owner

Twitter: @aniaciuba
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Former F-Secure Employee

Re: F-Secure Labs — Laptop Stickers Contest

Hi All,

we're still processing the submissions, the upcoming week will bring more details on the contest!

 

Regards,
Ania
F-Secure Community Service Owner

Twitter: @aniaciuba
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Former F-Secure Employee

Re: F-Secure Labs — Laptop Stickers Contest

... still working

Regards,
Ania
F-Secure Community Service Owner

Twitter: @aniaciuba
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